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Here is a record of my last 3 meals:

1. Greek Salad
2. Turkey Burger with low fat peach dessert and low fat potato salad
3. Simple and Fit IHOP dish

Previously, though...I was a "struggala"

Ashley has been shedding pounds trying to get ready for the wedding (and honey-moon..O la la). And I think she has been just giving them to me...

At first I was like going along with her diet, ya know, trying to eat what she did...but that didn't last. I started running, and walking...but that didn't last. I even started to lift some hand weights and bought zumba on the Wii...but still it didnt last! So, I have (secretly) been doing the Weight Watchers diet with her...(ok not like to the T, but definitely the last 3 meals been eating like a pro).

I think I will see how it goes...ya know starving yourself with little mini portions of food. Ya know eating ridiculous amounts of vegtables (zero points baby!) and fruit (zero again baby!) Ya know eating a bunch of black bean products (dietary fiber baby!) and be on that "John" more. Ya know drinking gallons of water and not eating anymore M&M's. (The pretzel ones...)  Ya know start doing some abs and pushups...(I look like Gumby...a lil skinny armed punk!) Ya know some "Throw on some Richard Simmons" "Dust off that Cindy Crawford VHS" ya know "Buy the BOW-FLEX". Ya know maybe enroll "In Some YOGA" ya know "PALATES"...ya know maybe some "Stomach Tying" "Tummy Tuckin" "PILL Poppin" "SUBSCRIPTION TO MEN'S HEALTH"...ya know maybe even, "The John Daly Diet: popcorn and whiskey". (And I think cigarettes too?)

I gotta look good too (she lookin fine)...ya know?