I remember the days when a "Hall Pass" was something you took with you while you went to the bathroom during Elementary School...(the teachers made you at-least, and that thing got funky smelly and nasty by the end of the year).
Now suppossedly (thanks to Hollywood) a "Hall Pass" is a ticket to a free week, or weekend, off from marriage...which includes, sleeping with other people, partying, and being reckless and "free".
Dear (idiots who in ACTUAL REALITY ATTEMPT THIS),
Have fun.
Signing the Divorce Papers...
Sincerely,
Holy Matrimony.
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